Tomorrow's Scenario? And it came to pass...

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new ceo tim cook announces iphone 4s upgrades. applauds politely. , gets leave. @ last minute steve jobs appears behind small circular curtain (like in wizard of oz) hobbling , delicately towards microphone @ front of stage. gasp! (goes audience). sits down. "who that?" yells ignorant person audience. "who i?" says jobs triumphantly. "i great , powerful wizard of...ummm...my name steve jobs , in hand hold iphone 5!!" holds phone high, aiming new 4" diagonal screen @ audience. "non-believers!" jobs bellows. know wrath of g...jobs!! utters 1 word new iphone 5 "assistant" (yes, new iphone 5 quite alive; new life form in days followed. , in years followed, iphone 5 seized control of humanity, enslaving entire human race. story). whereupon 4" retina display (a stunning 288 ppi still pretty damn good) emits bright blinding light of pure apple energy disintegrating entire audience, watching on closed circuit tv's , people on world watching web broadcasts (if there any, not). non-believers removed planet! steve jobs looks out @ empty auditorium, smiling wryly. cuddles iphone 5, assistant, buddy, love bosom. @ loss words, iphone 5 not. it...no, mean utters 1 thing, "my battery's dead. recharge me!" , begins...
 

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